MY TRAVEL PLAN AND WORRIES:-
In Sundarban areas of India, many people are killed by tigers, coming out of the jungles and entering in nearby villages in search of food.
Now that the so-called “Great-War” against Covian Bolt wearing Nike Spike is presumably over, I have decided to go for a tour to Sundarban.
Other than this scary tiger shit, the rest all are great in Sundarban. Green, rivers, rain, jungle. The only thing holding me back was this tiger.
But you see the fear of tigers is bothering me. Even though statistics say such deaths are rare and thin, I can’t take a risk, right? So, I decided to protect myself against the tiger.
RING-MASTER:-
At a time, when my life was getting miserable, sitting in Bangalore, worrying about dying by the tiger of Sundarban, I learned from some online article that stated that I could protect myself from a tiger by a Circus ringmaster Fill Bauchi.
So I went to the circus. Offered the money to the ringmaster Fill Bauchi. He told me that his method named “Bill-Jab” will protect me from tigers.
He took me to the tiger space, where two inert tigers were sleeping(they were tranquilized). I felt so happy, that now I can deal with tigers, like my body, immunity, fight and flight response all have seen an inactive and inert tiger. I took a selfie with Fill Bauchi and the tigers.
TEST:-
Now that I believed that my body has learned to deal with hungry tigers, I wanted to go to Sundarban jungles. But I wanted to make sure that I still take precautions.
Knowledge is power. So I called Fill Bauchi. “Can I go to Sundarban”?😀
Guess what happened?
The ringmaster told me, “even though you have met the tiger and are immunized against its hunger, you still have to maintain distance from the tiger, and remain protected behind a cage. So better go to the zoo, and not Sundarban”.
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ZOOING:-
I went to the zoo. Looked at the tiger. Felt so happy to see the live tiger not harming me. I thanked the ringmaster for immunization against such a deadly animal.
Here I am, giving a testimonial in favor of the Bill-Jab method of Fill-Bauchi. Everyone must go and meet inert tigers. It will help you to visit the zoo more confidently.
Remember, a tiger can still kill you(zoo locks may malfunction). So, maintain 20 feet distance from the tiger cage. Don’t go to Sundarban, Bill-Jab of Fill-Bauchi doesn’t work there.
LATEST NEWS:-
News reports said that some tigers in the Circus were not properly tranquilized. Few people who took the Bill-Jab were killed by these half-awake tigers.
But that’s okay. It is helping a large population to visit a zoo and observe tigers from the distance and by the protection of the zoo gate.
Bauchi has urged our sincere IQ-Jabbed and Science immunized Sarkar to make Bill-Jab mandatory for everyone and get a tiger-protected pass.
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MY TAKE:-
If exposure to a tranquilized circus tiger can help you to fight the real tiger in the jungle, then why can’t Bill-Jab do the same?🙈🙊
CONCLUSION:-
Often like the real tiger, the real CORONA virus is much more intelligent and deadly than the sample signature that is given to the body through the jabs. Therefore even after the jabs, the overall protection of the body against the virus doesn’t change. We always suggest you test your immunity with Lyfas, even after vaccination to be absolutely sure of your virus readiness.
