Table of Contents
A. Why Become a Leader?
1. Leader sounds cool, and seeing oneself as a leader makes one feel cooler. With the temperature rising, “leader” act as a natural air conditioner.
2. To become a mathematician, scientist, or doctor, one has to dedicate 30 years of life. To become a “leader” one has to just fantasize. Everyone can do, how many can fantasize?
3. A leader can easily buy 10 under 10, 100 under 10, 20 under 20, etc titles for ₹20,000 to ₹30,000 only.
4. As a leader you can participate in conferences, where you get to take so many selfies with other leaders and with food for ₹20,000.
5. You can derive leadership lessons. A lesson is “learning work formula from VPN.”
(PS: Work Formula in Hindi is “Kama Sutra”. Oh, Kaam is male gender, the lesson is female, so we made it kama, don’t use dirty mind ok?)
Feel good, buy awards, nice selfies, and take lessons.
B. Why Climate Change Domain Expertise?
1. Look, people don’t even know if the food they are eating now can be digested, and tomorrow morning can let go of that food or not. So when you talk big keywords like “Climate change” to such people, they respect you. Because you know the climate which even Einstein didn’t know.
2. With AI replacing all leadership jobs like a content leader, excel leader, thought leader, imagination leader, and thereby putting out of jobs leader of leader which is HR leader, and because AI doesn’t know the climate.
C. Opportunity for a Climate Change Leader
1. You can give dharna and prevent any project, in return companies and corporates give you biscuits. Good career.
2. You will be invited to TV. Leaders are needed in TV. There also you get chay nasta etc.
3. You can write leadership posts on Social Media, and collaborate with other leaders such as Gender Leaders, Equality Leaders, RTI leaders, Socialist Leaders, and so on in large projects to share biscuits.
Are you inspired and motivated by the Benefits and Opportunities of Climate Change Leadership?
Great! inspiration is a must for leaders.
D. Qualification
(Not all can become leaders ok, and Climate Change leader? “Very little” people)
1. You have to have constipation. Thoughts need time, and what better time than the most satisfactory seat?
2. You must be dumb. Read this complete post. If you don’t understand this post, then you are a perfect fit.
3. You must be an argument champion. If you can not win an argument on a topic that you do know not a shit about like we Bengalis, then you cant become CCL.
Do you meet the criteria? All right baby, become a Climate Change Leader now.
E. Short Climate Change Leadership Course
1. Mug up: “Climate change is real”
2. Take a deep breath, close your eyes, and visualize you are a CCL.
Open eyes!
Congratulations! You are a CCL now. Your imagination has manifested.
Now go and write a post with your selfie in front of an AC and write “Excited and Happy to share with you that I have become a Climate Change Leader. Climate change is Real. You should all become CCL. “
Because many can become CCL, only CCL is not enough. You have to become a true CCL.
F. How to not just become a Climate Change Leader(CCL) but a True Climate Change Leader(TCCL)
1. Must not use electricity. Use sunlight, moonlight, and breeze. 😡 not solar light, sunlight.
2. Must not wear anything that is mill-made like jeans, and t-shirts and must do cotton fertilization and make hand-made dresses.
3. Only being a vegan is not enough. The key to Climate is Ecological balance. The ecological balance key is to refill what you use. So from today onwards you must farm anything you want to eat. No buying Veggies from the shop.
4. As you must not use anything that is produced in factories, no mobile, no laptop, no internet. Ok? Make clay plates, write on them, then dry in the sunlight. Don’t burn the plate.
5. You will no more eat cooked food. Flames pollute. All Salads.
6. You will only travel by a walk. 😤Even cycles are produced in factories.
7. You must not live inside any building that uses Iron and Cement(all factory-made and needs mining). So you must start living in Jungle.
G. Why we only need Climate Change Leaders today
Climate Change is real. Ok? So we must not produce more farmers, engineers, doctors, and manufacturing workforce. We must create Climate Change Warriors and Leaders because whether you like and accept it or not Climate change is real.
Humanity today needs more climate change leaders than food producers as food causes climate change and climate change is real. Food is unreal, life is unreal, sanity is unreal, health is unreal, and “buddhi” is unreal. But climate change is real.
The government must honor the CCLs as climate change is real, must issue a “Climate Conscious” card, and must do a Climate Conscious census in Jungles.
Proud of you my TRUE CLIMATE CHANGE LEADERS.
