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Leadership Toy
Statutory Warning: If you are a leader, please do not read the post, or it might disturb your mental well-being.
Children have an imaginary brain and are fascinated by the emotions of their imagination. They desire everything they see, like cars, trains, buses, monkeys, lions, you name it, and they want it. So, give a toy, and the kid can believe she has the real lion and plays with the toy.
The Reductionist Theory
The child sees the Pyramid photo. The imaginary brain gets unlocked when the child sees a sandwich and “wow, I have a pyramid in my hand.” the child repeats, “I have a pyramid, I have a pyramid, I have a pyramid.”
To the teacher, the child says, “look, I have Pyramid.” The wise teacher says, “but, but this is a sandwich.” The child says, “no, this is a pyramid, and it is my perspective.” The child cries. The empowered teacher says, “ok, this is Pyramid.”
The child tells the mother, “mom, look at my empowered-validated pyramid” Moms don’t want to hurt their children. So mom says, “yes, such a great Pyramid,” and then tells her sandwich, oops, husband, “look, our child has a validated pyramid.”
The sandwich, oops, the husband doesn’t want conflict. He is head of the syllabus board of toy education. Now toy education teaches pyramid is made out of bread & butter.
Twenty years later
someone takes a pout selfie in Egypt and posts on social media, “Standing in front of the oldest sandwich. My father sacrificed so much to send me to eat this old sandwich! Proud of my sandwich.”
Leader
The leader comes from the German word Leaden, which was first used in 530AD old-germanic folk tale. When Germanic tribes started migrating westward(in Rome, Macedone, Viana), the one who led the tribe was called the Leaden.
1. A Leader is a Man who fights for the freedom of the tribe.
2. One who is the chosen one by the people, a representative of God in Paganism!
3. One who is the fiercest warrior in the tribe.
4. One who fights against the dragons(like Romans)
5. Who leads the tribe in the migration.
6. One who maintains the ancestors’ heritage (paganism theology) and passes on the wisdom to the children.
Progress
The Vikings from 900 AD adopted the word, which became popular after 1000 AD in England amongst the Anglo Saxons. At the top of the Viking dominance, Nordish literature(Scottish) and paganism adopted the word Leader in old English.
Comics
Someone read the Nordish comics and wanted to become a leader when they grew up. Then came the era of empowerment and liberation. Of course, one who liberates is a leader.
The wise man “But that is manager or captain because salaried is not free.”
The free: “Waaannnnnnnnnnn.”
The captain: “Ok, ok, don’t cry. You are already free, a leader.”
Strong Independent Empowered on SM with a cute pic “Yeee, so proud to become a leader. I have always dreamt of becoming a leader. If you chase your dream, you too will become a leader.”
Keep adding toys to the title!
