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An Interaction between Rotcod and Sufferer
Sufferer: “Rotcod(kali yuga me sab ulta hai, so Read from right to left) I have had itching in my groin for the last few days.”
Expert Rotcod: “It is a hygiene problem. How many times did you clean your underwear?”
Sufferer: “Rotcod, once a month!”
Expert Rotcod: “That’s why! You must clean your underwear daily with hot water and Dettol. Also, you must apply switchguard(any similarity to the word itchguard is a mere coincidence) 4 times a day, + eat this labtel(kaliyug me not only sab ulta hai, par kai cheezein ulte seedhe bhi hai) for pain relief. “
Sufferer: “But Rotcod..”
Rotcod: “No questions asked. Do as I say. Else infection will reach cricket balls and you will have to do only shadow practice, can’t play cricket”
The sufferer leaves, with the expert, advice of Rotcod.
The sufferer visits the Rotcod After 6 months.
Rotcod: “Good to see you again my regular customer. Tell me now what happened to your itching?”
Sufferer: “Rotcod, that got cured but”
Rotcod: “Stop. no ifs and buts. Tell symp-tom&jerry”
Sufferer: “You warned me of shadow practice. But I can’t play cricket because I have two footballs” (For natives:- Hydro… got?)
Rotcod: “How?”
Sufferer: “I had 30 underwear. You asked me to clean daily. Earlier, I had to clean each only once a month. After two months Elastic got loose, and I have Hydrofootball”
Rotcod: “No worries, we will cut the football so that you can play cricket.”
Sufferer(“I must not say but this time’): “And Rotcod, underwears?”
Rotcod: “Throw them all, and here is your labtel for depression.
The sufferer throws away all underwear. The expert Rotcod had not drescribed (I am dyslexic, make mistakes in writing p/b, etc. you get it) to buy new ones. The sufferer followed to the Tea.
Rotcod💭(thinking) “What would happen to the world without my expert drescriptions?”
Suffer:😥
Bed Bug: 😂
🏑 => 🏀 => 😠
🤐 Please!
