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Micro VCs(MVC)
1. $100 M fund for 10 years, with 3% annual management fees as the real earning for fund management.
2. So annual earning(as salary not earning) of $3M to allocate a fund of $7M.
3. General cost to capital is 5%. So, already a “beautiful” girl with 20x more value than “average girls”
The Delusional Girl(DG) and Micro VCs(MVC)
1. DG: Attention from a lot of guys in youth, to elevate narcissistic assumptions of “10/10 in a desirability rating.”
MVC: $3M earning, but $100M worth of feeling.
2. DG “We want”:- A man with 6 figure earning(nah it’s 8 digit now, $10M), 8 BHK apartment, 8 pack(6 pack is old), 8 inches(that is size of the palm ok?), 8 BHK Banglow, 8 Cars. (The 8M man)
MVC:– “We want” a startup that has a million users, $100M revenue, 100% annual growth, and 99.99991% profit, (keep adding).
DD’s expectations: He should:- Make me laugh, make me happy, take me to dinner, gift me expensive brands, take care of my parents, take me on a world tour, and cook for me.
MVCs: startup should give:- Board seat, make me richer than Warren Buffet.
Decent Boy(DB):
1. One who has recently got an MBA in Climate change from Harvard(name name).
2. Got a decent job in an MNC.
3. Decent salary of $10k per year, with $200k education debt.
4. I deserve a decent girl(DCG), sex, and life. So “my parents want me to get married” (yes because I am a mungerilal suffering from approach anxiety who has never even said a ‘hi’ to a girl).
DB’s perception of DCG:-
1. Must be loyal.
2. Take care of parents.
3. Have sex if she wants, or else I will adjust.
4. I will keep a maid, she won’t have to cook.
5. She can have her ‘freedom’ and friends.
(I have a foot fetish, I want a queen to serve her majesty).
Decent Startup(DS)
1. Idea, some early customer, Excel porn movie ready with projected revenue of $100B from next Tuesday, immediately as we get funding.
We want a VC not for money, but the one who will be part of our journey and take care of our vision.
Decent Founder of Decent Startup DFDS (I want to show Sharma Ji ka ladka that my startup is better than his kachda startup, and become more eligible in my parent’s eyes, that college crush will come back to me)
The Circus
1. Every DCG in reality is a DG, and DG acts like DCG.
2. Every DB wants a DS one day.
3. Founder of DS wants to be like DB.
4. MVCs want 8M, quick exit.
5. DFDS wants MVC, and DG, to act as 8M
6. DCG you are not 8M, you are fake.
7. DG, DCG, Where are the good men?
9. DG, DCG “We don’t want men” (Angur fal wala example)
11. DFDS and DB (We hate men, they don’t respect women, we respect, in fact, we are the same as girls, promise, we too don’t have balls)
12. MVC where are the good startups and 8M founders?
Conclusion(Circus vs Reality)
1. Men look for their lady, one who has something extraordinary to offer that no other girls have: an art, a craft, a skill, childishness, who can become the mother of his children and take care of his child.
2. His lady heals him after those grinding 100 hours+ work week. Coming back, eating together, being served the extraordinary food the lady has cooked, and talking is happiness.
3. No boy has ever attained any power, with some females working with them for 10+ years in their struggle.
4. No lady who ever lived on this planet wanted anything other than to be part of a man’s journey, walk with him, and grow in thoughts, feelings, crafts, and social interactions.
5. The path to success is a man’s game of kicking balls. No decent boy ever even enters the field. By the time a guy reaches the epitome of that success, he has already seen it all and is no less than a beast.
6. Good companies are exactly like good families. They are built over a decade when some men and women of extraordinary patience, and persistence, have walked together for the mission.
Great companies, and families, are built by hunter-gatherers even today like great tribes of the past.