Table of Contents
A. The CC, BC, and VC
i) In 1492, Christopher Columbus(CC) reached South America. On the return journey, CC told the natives to give him all their reserved food and grains(he had none). They refused.
ii) CC knew that there would be a lunar eclipse in a week. So he told the natives “My God will eat away your moon if you do not give me everything that you have in 7 days.” When the eclipse started, afraid natives came with all their grains and offered to CC.
iii) CC returned with all the gold, grains, and tons of slaves, leaving behind Smallpox that cleansed the entire native population.
iv) British Colonists(BC) promised to free Indians from poverty, and from their “bad kings.” They had Indian gold, land, silk, and Slaves, and India. India remained with slave genes, and 4x costly railway.
V) Today VCs “promise financial freedom” through IPO or show Lunar Eclipse of Missed Opportunities. After exit, VC has the money, and the public has the Startup Jhunjhuna.
(Chutiye mar gaye, aulad chor gaye)
B. Glorified Slaves
i)Raibahadurs were the decorated dogs who would lick BC boots, and loot the natives to put the plunder on their master’s feet.
iii) VC slaves are called “Founders.” Throw some biscuits to the media and the media will glorify the slaves and aspire more slaves.
C. “New Land of Opportunity”
i) CC was born in 1454, two years after Constantinople fell to the Otman empire. Church then funded CC, then BC through their stooges to find new opportunities for Churchup(or land loot?).
ii) VCs emerged after the Soviet fall in 1990. The new land was to be a virtual land called Technology. Church up was all about Christianity and not land, and Startup is all about Technology, not the economy. We get it!
D. Angel
i) The Angel Princes of European states and the stooges of the Church went on a 500-year war with each other, and become blood, mineral, and money squeezers of Africa, South America, and Asia.
ii) Founder Slaves are today’s Angel startups.
(Shaitan khoon peete hai, gulam khoon me jeete hai.)
E. Unicorn Dekhega?
The flying horse is the Ebony Horse, the symbol of Persia, created by Cyrus the Great in 600 BCE(yo, the inventor of coin).
(When it’s money, the unicorn is the symbol, honey!)
F. Show Employment
i) BC army was 90% Indians(like their Roman predecessor Hadrian gene which was 90% Celts, goths, and natives.
ii) We are so proud to have delivery boys, and drivers as 100% Indian Employment(like 100% African mine employees).
G. Paraya Maal
i) CC seduced the queen of Genoa with his knowledge the queen emptied the public money to CC.
ii) The Havard prince charming VC today seduces the princesses of pension and provident funds.
(Startup nam japna, paraya paisa apna.)
H. Conclusion
Hey Anu Mallic!
VC ji, hum thora bewkoof kya huye, aap to bhonsdiwale hi ho gaye? This?
This startup is your 500-year Churchup‘s look alike? We deserve better, you deserve better.
I. Reader’s Comments
I totally align with the thoughts that you have presented in this post and am really worried that the Founder slaves, for their personal success, are selling off the commerce of our country to foreign companies who will officially keep milking their profits for a long period and whenever they will feel uncertainty of a particular business they will just create hype and sell of their shares to the locals and take an exit. How can all this be stopped or corrected remains a big question.
Riyaaz Patel
J. Conclusion
Bhai VCs, you can chutiyakato some forever, you can chutiyakato everyone for sometimes, but you can not chutiyakato everyone all the time no?
We know that there is no shortage of slaves, and no shortage of slave dreams of becoming a golden dog of the masters and barking at other slaves, and we know that you know, but to think what you know, we don’t know is little exaggerated projection no? Bhaio, jo ganja funk rahe ho, humein bhi do? Oh, Marijuana already is VC funded? 🙊
But anyway, it is good entertainment. We truly appreciate your effort in a new bride. We are loving the show. There was a time, you brought your tribe and f**ked the natives. This time, you will bring your new bride alright, but f**king your bride and you will be by the natives.
We have better jhunjhunas now, and your technology jhunjhuna has no market value, the exact way your religion jhunjhina had no value for us.
printed money(paper trash) do, and real gold lo. The gold-delinked paper called Dollars has lesser value than a paper roll for cleaning shit. Nonetheless, cheers to the slaves and their masters for amusing us.
